If genetics-research and science is so far and advanced….

then why haven’t they discovered the gene that makes women such bloody infuriatingly fussy and difficult creatures?? Obviously it can’t be that hard to find, since both males and females are human and genetically quite a lot alike. Take a man, take a woman, find the difference and then find out how to make it go away. I don’t care if we have to crossbreed with sheep* (although, if that would work we would probably have seen quite a few alternative kebab-shops by now) but this madness has got to end. Women are making my life so goddamn difficult with their ability to conjure up problems out of thin air and then expecting you to solve non-existing problems. We -can’t-. We are -practical-. We don’t spend energy in solving something that doesn’t need a bloody solution. Especially when said energy can be used in order to procure booze, nookie or preferably, a combination of the two. Although not the common combination of getting a girl tanked up in order to shag her. Bloody waste of alcohol of you ask my opinion. Most girls are either insecure or stupid enough that even the dumbest Neanderthal will be able to “get lucky” as it were. Or actually, in my experience the bigger the forehead and the more protruding the jaw, the easier it is to get girls. Probably this also goes for women, but I have yet to try those.

I have no idea what set me off on this, but you can bet there will be a sequel. Bloody fucking women.

* Incidentally, there’s an awesome movie coming out called Black Sheep. I haven’t seen it yet, but it must be bloody great going by the trailer. I suggest you all watch it to find out.

~ by nytewolf on March 15, 2007.